Max’s English Dictionary ~ Part One

Master Maximus believes he is right with everything he says and does. On the left, is how he pronounces particular words:

Orject – Object

Marbalous – Marvellous

Catulator – Calculator

Lellow – Yellow

Wenting Boots – Wellington Boots

Hip the Potanis – Hippopotamus

Trenchula – Tarantula

Bing Bang TheoriesBig Bang Theory

Murdrey WroteMurder She Wrote


The Visions – Television

Breaken – Broken

Catus – Cactus

Ploblems – Problems


The English language has been wrong this whole time! 😀