Rather than go to his local haunt, Max decided he wanted to go to Nando’s.
Max: Can we go out please, mummy?
Me: Sure, Bubba. Where would you like to go?
Max: Um, I don’t know.
Me: Do you want to go to The Kennington?
Max: No, mummy. Let’s got to Lando’s.
Please note the way he says Lando’s not Nando’s!
He ordered a ‘mild’ meal and apple cordial from the children’s menu…
…whilst I ordered an ‘adult’ drink (ha!) and threw the extra, extra hot sauce over my meal.