Max’s English Dictionary ~ Part One

Master Maximus believes he is right with everything he says and does. On the left, is how he pronounces particular words:

Orject – Object

Marbalous – Marvellous

Catulator – Calculator

Lellow – Yellow

Wenting Boots – Wellington Boots

Hip the Potanis – Hippopotamus

Trenchula – Tarantula

Bing Bang TheoriesBig Bang Theory

Murdrey WroteMurder She Wrote

ClumboColumbo

The Visions – Television

Breaken – Broken

Catus – Cactus

Ploblems – Problems

MimmyMiffy

The English language has been wrong this whole time! πŸ˜€

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17 thoughts on “Max’s English Dictionary ~ Part One

  1. laurelwolfelives says:

    Hilarious! My middle daughter called the china cabinet…the “chabinet.” She thought ironing was “annoring.” My oldest called her foot a “peeda” and her feet were “peeda-uhs.” A lone sock was a “ga” and a pair of socks were “ga-gas.”
    Because I’m Southern and they were raised in the North, they (until they were quite old) thought when you “saw” something,,,,it was “sol.”
    Children are precious….and our little yum-yum is soooooooo cute! Loved these!

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  2. Keith says:

    I love these especially “Hip the Potanus.” He is a hip-hop math wizard, who teaches kids about the hypotenuse. Did you grow up on the Schoolhouse Rocks teaching songs that used to play during Saturday morning cartoons? Songs like “Unpack your adjectives” and “Three is a Magic Number?”

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